One fellow said: I am going to climb mount Everest!.

The other asked: Why do you want to?

I wanted to rise my living by arise.

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Two Political leaders discussing each other:

The first said: US intelligent snooping internet and and
telephone connection.

What is snooping?

The Other politician said: we don't want their intelligence snooping but
                                       we want to know from Maoist how could  they
                                       scooping our intelligent.

The other:  ? ?  ?

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Firs:        Do you eat Mangoes

Second:   Yes!

First:        How the name mangoes come to it?

First:        Because man goes to plugs it.!

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First:   Why Twinkle Khanna unbotton her her Jeans at the Lakme
           Fashion week?

Second: Because Pope Francis says gays must not marginalized!

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Que:What is difference between embarrassment and embrace?

Ans:The difference between gay and married man


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