Sir, We were embarrassed by reading the errors on your Novel at the Web which you
have published
The Editor replied: When mind and thought embraced each other, correction disappeared
in shy. So you had the embarrassment..
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2. A writer sent an article to the Newspaper office for publication.
The Editor called the writer on Phone and said, we cannot release your article in our
paper since it was not in proper word formation and looks like new language.
The writer replied: Sir, I have been reading your daily since several years, please
consider me sympathetically.
The Editor: ? ? ?
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3. Assassin had a solution but Assange has no solution. Do you know why?
Because he leaks news to media.
(Lulian Assange, Wikileaks News)
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4. Two persons are watching a man carrying something in a basket on his head.
The first asked the other: What he was carrying on head.
The second said: He is an self employed Professional carrying eggs
to the market for sale.
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5. In a Spoken English Class, a student wants to become a Public Speaker. So he
asked the teacher for help.
The teacher said: Go and stand before crying donkey and give a lecture until it
all run away from the scene.You will be declared as Public
speaker.
The Student: ? ? ?
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6. An villager had a doubt on Bench and the Bar. So he asked his friend about it.
His friend replied:: After watching an argument at bar, there will be no bench there
that persons transported to behind bar(Iron gate).
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