Thursday, January 17, 2013

1)                A man have longing for visit  Washington and in disappointment, said:
                             
                                   Washing away because washing done straight away.

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2)                 A homeless person said after watching several advertisement on "Plot for Sale".
                                                 
                                      Some plot their living on sale
                                      Some flat-en their living by sale.
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3)                 A sick man request!

                   A man was admitted in hospital for sick and was crying for Kerosene. People were alarmed
                   hearing the word because it was rare commodity in the market.Moreover people feared he   life.
                   would end his life.
       
                    On hearing his sound scream a nurse went near him and asked his problem.
                    He said:"I am ailing withterrible headache, I want kerosene. 'The Nurse said to him,
                    Kerosene won't relieve your headache butI will give you a tablet "Crocin" which might
                     relieve your pain.

                    The man said, Yes that is Crocin not Kerosene.He was sick on a sin.in naming.

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4)                   A daily wage laborer's hardship in life resented as under:

                                           Some cool on living gold
                                           Some coal  by living cold.

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