1)    The name boards sometime put our thought in humor :
                      Here are some:
           
                          Name Board before a Engineering Workshop

                                           "Fairplay Steal Works"

                          A Board hangs on a shop at a village  in J& K
           
                                              "Doctors Clinic"

                            Name board in a Hospital:
     
                                             " Impotent Clinic"

                            Before at shop in K.K.Dt.
           
                                               "Trailor shop"
                                             
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2)   An, Issue

                         M.P:              I raised border threat in Parliament. But the ruling Party seeks
                                              security of support to run the Government.
 
                         Another MP:  Therefore security of your thought secure no border to
                                              support.
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3)     Sport News:
   
                    One said:           Ajai Maken targets 25 Medals in 2020 Olympic
                   Second said        Maken(Makken) is ready Where is sliced bread?
                           
                                               (Makken- butter in Hindi)


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4)      The Cell

                 One friend asked
                  the other:                            Have you got cell?
                                                              No!

                 The first:                             Then how could you respond my inquiry?
                  The second                        I didn't know you don't have the nominal
                                                           sense the Cell.

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 5)      Inappropriate word create embarrassment sometimes:

                                   A young guy spent time with  his girl-friend's house and he was about to move
                                   and rushed down-stair. Unfortunately he slipped down at the foot-step and the
                                   girl watched this and shouted: as, hi "be careful" !

                                   The word no taste to the situation and the boy never turned up again to
                                    meet her.
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6)        Monsoon Session of Parliament:
            
                        A News:       2012 Monsoon Session  Parliament working hours wasted by frequent
                                             adjournment  by slogan outing because allegation of irregularities in coal
                                             block allocation.

                        A comment:   Poor people blacken their living working in Coal mine.
                                             Parliamentarian blocks the session working on coal blocks..:
                 

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1)                    To check the knowledge of the Mathematics Lecturer, the Judge
                         asked a  question

                        The Judge:       How much one divided by zero is equal to?
                         The Lecturer:  Infinity
                         The Judge:      Therefore your job forfeited  as per your
                                                answer.                
                                                       
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2)                    News Heading: Two helicopters collide head on air at Jamnager
                         After read the news one said: It went to Jamnager,so it happened.
                   
                        (Jamnager: a district in Gujarat) meaning is jam+nager(village)
                                               
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3)                                                 Patient to Doctor

                        Patient: Doctor : Does this treatment be a painful?
                                               
                        Doctor:              The treatment never be painful but the bill will give you
                                                  a pills of bitter taste.

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4)                     A boy proud of his father and said, to his classmate that my father, in his office
                        control every body, from Director to Administrator.

                        One of the boy asked, then what was his position in the Office:

                        The boy boasted and said:, that he take notes and type orders for them.

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5)                                             Correction And Clarification

                           Correction:  The third paragraph of the Sport Page the Player hit
                                               hit sixes..
                                   
                           Clarification: Actually the player did not hit six. We don't know
                                               what he hit but latter came to know he hit the mail
                                                box and break the news.

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6)                        The News heading one said::  They win the Cup.
                            After reading another said:     There was wine in the Cup.

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7)                   Two friends traveled in a village watching the natural beauty of the area and
                       in one area they noticed rubbish dumped in a Canal which emanating fitly
                       smell and little distance they saw a Notice Board in English describing about
                       maintaining  hygienic in the area.
                     
                       After watching the Notice Board  and the awkward scene of the area
                       they said themselves:
                     
                       The Authorities modernized by a Board but the villagers  de-modernized
                        by their standard.
                                                           
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