Here are some:
Name Board before a Engineering Workshop
"Fairplay Steal Works"
A Board hangs on a shop at a village in J& K
"Doctors Clinic"
Name board in a Hospital:
" Impotent Clinic"
Before at shop in K.K.Dt.
"Trailor shop"
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2) An, Issue
M.P: I raised border threat in Parliament. But the ruling Party seeks
security of support to run the Government.
Another MP: Therefore security of your thought secure no border to
support.
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3) Sport News:
One said: Ajai Maken targets 25 Medals in 2020 Olympic
Second said Maken(Makken) is ready Where is sliced bread?
(Makken- butter in Hindi)
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4) The Cell
One friend asked
the other: Have you got cell?
No!
The first: Then how could you respond my inquiry?
The second I didn't know you don't have the nominal
sense the Cell.
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5) Inappropriate word create embarrassment sometimes:
A young guy spent time with his girl-friend's house and he was about to move
and rushed down-stair. Unfortunately he slipped down at the foot-step and the
girl watched this and shouted: as, hi "be careful" !
The word no taste to the situation and the boy never turned up again to
meet her.
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6) Monsoon Session of Parliament:
A News: 2012 Monsoon Session Parliament working hours wasted by frequent
adjournment by slogan outing because allegation of irregularities in coal
block allocation.
A comment: Poor people blacken their living working in Coal mine.
Parliamentarian blocks the session working on coal blocks..:
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