1)                    To check the knowledge of the Mathematics Lecturer, the Judge
                         asked a  question

                        The Judge:       How much one divided by zero is equal to?
                         The Lecturer:  Infinity
                         The Judge:      Therefore your job forfeited  as per your
                                                answer.                
                                                       
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2)                    News Heading: Two helicopters collide head on air at Jamnager
                         After read the news one said: It went to Jamnager,so it happened.
                   
                        (Jamnager: a district in Gujarat) meaning is jam+nager(village)
                                               
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3)                                                 Patient to Doctor

                        Patient: Doctor : Does this treatment be a painful?
                                               
                        Doctor:              The treatment never be painful but the bill will give you
                                                  a pills of bitter taste.

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4)                     A boy proud of his father and said, to his classmate that my father, in his office
                        control every body, from Director to Administrator.

                        One of the boy asked, then what was his position in the Office:

                        The boy boasted and said:, that he take notes and type orders for them.

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5)                                             Correction And Clarification

                           Correction:  The third paragraph of the Sport Page the Player hit
                                               hit sixes..
                                   
                           Clarification: Actually the player did not hit six. We don't know
                                               what he hit but latter came to know he hit the mail
                                                box and break the news.

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6)                        The News heading one said::  They win the Cup.
                            After reading another said:     There was wine in the Cup.

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7)                   Two friends traveled in a village watching the natural beauty of the area and
                       in one area they noticed rubbish dumped in a Canal which emanating fitly
                       smell and little distance they saw a Notice Board in English describing about
                       maintaining  hygienic in the area.
                     
                       After watching the Notice Board  and the awkward scene of the area
                       they said themselves:
                     
                       The Authorities modernized by a Board but the villagers  de-modernized
                        by their standard.
                                                           
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